Really Early HL1 G-Man: LSD: Dream Emulator looking motherfucker. Would’ve been 11 if it wasn’t for him being slightly sexier than previous incarnations, which is going to result in G-Manfuckers. Steam Emote G-Man: What the fuck is this ROBLOX shit? Why is G-Man a chad? Why does G-Man have ears that stick out for half a mile? Why? Why? Why? 1/10 HL2 G-Man: Well, would you look at that? I don’t think I need to say anything else about this model, now do I? It’s perfect. It’s missing a bit of polish admittedly, but it’s still a very good interpretation of everyone’s favorite weird alien businessman. HL2 Beta G-Man: And the other versions of G-Man were thrown out. His eyes freak me the hell out, but otherwise, I’d say it’s on par with the original! 8.5/10 To put it simply, it looks like a proper HD version of the original G-Man, without any silly ties or thick necks. HL1 PS2 G-Man: Out of the three HD G-Men, this one’s the best of the bunch. Overall, this model is the same as the HD version, but with an all-new head and tweaked body that really polish up the model. OpFor/BS HD G-Man: Also known as Smug Anime Girl G-Man. Also he looks like a complete dork with that tie, but considering Black Mesa’s track record with ridiculous ties, I’m not too surprised about this.
This is mainly due to Valve giving G-Man a neck thicker than his arms and a weird face that takes up 80% of his head. HL1 HD G-Man: Like most of the HD pack, G-Man’s model isn’t as good as it could be. He’s a bit square, though, and his neck makes him look like a giraffe man. Like the entire faculty killed his family and kicked his dog or something. Early HL1 G-Man: Why is G-Man so angry? I know that Black Mesa is a massive environmental hazard, with its constant leaks and goop river, but he’s seriously pissed off.